October 20, 2006

Indiana Jones And The Lost AARP Discount

Harrison Ford on IJ4:

"We did three films that stay within the same block of time. We need to move on for artistic reasons and obvious physical reasons," Ford said at a news conference. "I feel fit to continue and bring the same physical action."

Indeed. Let's move it up to the end of the Cold War. I'm thinking in this one the Commies, desparate to stave off the collapse of Moscow's Empire, try to use the Mystical Depends of St. Petersburg to prevent Indy from getting the Early Bird Special at his local Sizzlers.

Posted by Robert at October 20, 2006 02:22 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I'm betting it's set in the middle of the Korean War, with a young Kim Jong Il planning to take over the world by destroying the global supply of polygrip. We all know how cranky Harrision gets when his dentures won't stay in place.

Posted by: phin at October 20, 2006 02:50 PM