September 29, 2006

Dye Your Donut

Bobgrrl bring us important news this week in the Coochie Color Control Section of her site.

It seems someone has FINALLY invented a Just For Pubes. Now your "down there dreads" need not reveal your true age. The carpet can match the drapes, again. Better living through chemistry!!!

I had heard of a mousse for that area a few years ago, but now . . . hair dye!? What next? Barretts and cornrows!

Um . . . no.

But thanks . . . I guess.

Posted by Chai-Rista at September 29, 2006 02:02 PM | TrackBack

How about a merkin made from llama fur.

Posted by: rbj at September 29, 2006 04:44 PM

Llama fur merkins - Brilliant!

We'll have those on sale in the LB On-line shop for our spring collection. Natural and day-glo colors available. Monogramming will cost only pennies extra!

Posted by: Chai at October 2, 2006 11:44 AM

ROTFL!!! "down there dreads" That is priceless!

But I must agree, no chemicals near the coochie! Thank you very much.

Posted by: keysunset at October 3, 2006 09:23 AM