August 22, 2006
Seriously, Folks.
"Iran Ready For 'Serious' Nuclear Talks."
Yeah, right. And if you believe that, you'll probably believe you'll receive 72 virgins in the afterlife if you blow up a Tel Aviv Sbarro's.
In the spirit of flippant dubiousnesss, allow me to present:
Iran's Top Ten List Of Alternative Nuclear Talks Adjectives10. Pine-Scented
9. Amphibious
8. Chef Boy-R-Dee Okayed
7. P-Diddied
6. Fat-Free
5. Hot (mediated by Paris Hilton only)
4. Laff-errific
3. (tie) Tastes Great/Less Filling
2. Wiggly
1. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Posted by Robert at August 22, 2006 02:18 PM | TrackBack
Comments
Yes, and the talks will go like this: "We have nukes and we'll use them if you piss us off. We're dead serious."
Posted by: Omnibus Driver at August 22, 2006 03:05 PMOr the ever popular "Eschatological".
Posted by: The Colossus at August 23, 2006 11:25 AM
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