Since Robbo's on vacation, I'm free to let it all hang out

For example, Robbo usually handles the high culture literary stuff, what with him having been an English major and me being a non-reconstructed juvenile delinquent.

But, I will take umbrage with this advice:

when you're in the middle of a Bernard Shaw scene, it's generally not a good idea to go into a Chris Farley impression.

Sir, I have only one thing to say to you: Saint Joan as a movie, starring Farley as the Pope, with Uma Thurman as Saint Joan, that annoying Garafalo woman as Joan's veternarian/radio host unrequited lesbian love-interest, and with David Spade as the Dauphin. And Brannagh as the King of England.