More proof Hollywood's done run out of idears

Hot on the news of one of my favorite headlines of all time---"Trouble on the set of the Dallas Movie"---comes THIS abomination, with the plot involving terrorists led by Professor Snape have made the beeeeeeeeeeg mistake of trying to take over John McClain's Boynton Beach nursing home. Having to flee the bathroom with his teeth floating in a glass, he spends the rest of the afternoon blowing things up, killing terrorists, wisecracking, and trying to find a new set of dentures that fit. Signature line, "Yippiekaiyay, mutha....what was I talking about? Durned kids today..." before heading out with the remnants of the A-Team for the early bird special at the Sizzler.