Well, I guess that would depend

Here's the latest twist on the spam-o-la:

Good day and Compliments, I got your contact from the internet, and picked interest to write you.I am a female student of University of Cotonou Republic Du Benin. I am 24 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you will be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left me and my
younger brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens
titled him before he died. I was a princess to him and I am the
only person who can take care of his wealth now because my
younger brother is still a kid and my mother is not literate enough
to know my entire father's wealth.

He left $27,350,000 [Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred and Fifty
Thousand Dollars) with The Standard Chartered Bank London United
Kingdom(SCB) and I don't know how to start up with the whole thing
and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that
my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and
his name, which they are planning to do without my consent because
I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why I felt
happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the
grace of God, you will surely help me invest this money. I am ready to
pay 20% of the total amount to you if you will sincerely help us in
this business and another 10%interest of annual income to you, for
handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute
control over.

If you will handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me
in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will link you to The Standard
Chartered Bank London United Kingdom(SCB) for further agreement. Please,
note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the
transaction as quickly as possible,

I look forward hearing from you soonest.

Yours sincerely,

Princess Naomi Williams Ajana

I mean, she's a princess and all, but does she have the side-bagel twist hair-do?

(I'd love to see a variation on this that would be written from the perspective of Princess Leia.)