The LLama Butchers: Because nobody croses Chuck Norris, NOBODY!

August 01, 2006

Because nobody croses Chuck Norris, NOBODY!

And while we are in the midst of defenestrating our action heros, I think now's a good a time as any to replay this classic from the LLamabutcher Archives: Jack Bauer insulting Christians everywhere by drunkenly humping a Christmas Tree

Yes, that would explain everything...

Posted by Steve-O at August 1, 2006 12:07 PM | TrackBack

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