July 26, 2006

Separated At Birth?

Anybody else out there see the similarity between this brand new bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton Rodham:


and this one of the Roman Emperor Constantine?


(Aside from the fact that HRHR's head appears to have been grafted on to Angelina Jolee's torso, that is.)

At last, perhaps Madam Rodham's imperial ambitions are showing through.

UPDATE: Of course, Hil' should look on the bright side. At least she didn't wind up being memorialized like poor old JFK, whose ginormous bust at the Kennedy Center I've always known fondly as "Lava Man":


UPDATE DEUX: Yes, I see that resemblance too:


Posted by Robert at July 26, 2006 01:42 PM | TrackBack

Actually, her bust strongly resembles a Jimmah Carter as how he looked 30 years ago.
Who's her real daddy?

Posted by: Bart at July 26, 2006 02:04 PM

ACK! I know she's no beauty, but this bust makes her look 109. I pity the fool that made me look that bad.

Posted by: Chai-rista at July 26, 2006 02:21 PM

That combination of Jimmy Carter's head and Jessica Simpson's chest suggests that the sculptor is some kind of fanatical opponent of genetic splicing.

Posted by: utron at July 26, 2006 03:12 PM

I was thinking Jon Voight with perfect boobs.

Posted by: richj at July 26, 2006 04:44 PM

W.H Auden for the head.


Posted by: The Colossus at July 26, 2006 09:01 PM

I don't understand... is this supposed to DISCOURAGE people from voting for her? Because thats the ugliest damn bust I've ever seen. Hillary is not prize, but in reality she's not THAT ugly. Talk about unflattering. Her head looks like a dried out potato.

Posted by: Nick at July 27, 2006 08:16 AM

Emperor Contsantine hell -- that's Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.

Posted by: McGehee at July 27, 2006 02:00 PM

"Anybody else out there see the similarity...?"

Actually, I was thinking of the readily apparent differences.

Looks like Constantine had a better plastic surgeon and esthetician.

Posted by: tee bee at July 27, 2006 02:32 PM