I'm Steve the LLamabutcher, and I'm a Trutherer to the core

Plus, word was going to leak out eventually what I've really been up to the past 3 weeks I was absent from the blog. And apparently my "oh help, I've been locked out of my blog" is such a lame cover story that inquiring minds are trying to get at the truth. Long time reader "Don" sends news that the Huntsville AL newspaper has the story:

All things considered, a pretty good likeness, and man, did that tracking chip attached to my ear hurt like a bitch. But when Old Man Rumsfeld decided it was time to go and spit Osama in the eye, durn if the brass didn't take him literally...