June 13, 2006

Compare and Contrast

Via Proteinatedly Wise Jeff, here's what one "CheChe" reported at DailyKos he had said to his daughter this morning:

“Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bush’s trip ahead of time just in case...”

Here's what I said to my daughter this morning:

"Will you please stop putting the laundry basket on your sister's head? Thank you."

Different worlds.

UPDATE: The guys in the Corner suspect "CheChe" is a fake. Meb, but like the best parody it's funny because it's only slightly exaggerated. Speaking of the Corner, I'll bet K-Lo is kicking herself for ever agreeing to the Star Trek Challenge. Jonah's going to go ape.

Posted by Robert at June 13, 2006 11:29 AM | TrackBack
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When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, “Daddy” she said, “why are the Republicans doing this to the country?” Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart.
I know, I know. I fell apart too. That was hands down the funniest deliberately humorous comment I've ever read at Kos.

Posted by: utron at June 13, 2006 04:11 PM