Classic Maureen Dowd, indeed!

Sometimes the screenshot says it all:

What's new in Times Select today?

The world may never know.

Photoshop away, folks!

I guess those pictures the CIA/NSA/WD-40 got of Fitzgerald, covered in blood, with a one-armed midget transexual Romanian hooker with its throat slashed in the trunk of his Miata came in handy after all. The things Chimpy McHitler and his Sith Masters at Wal-Martiburton have learned from far too many viewings of Godfather II is frightening!

My best advice to you, Marvin Bush, is stay out of Cheney's rowboat!

Who has the roundup? Allah! Damn straight!

Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? ALLAHPUNDIT! Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his blogger man?
ALLAHPUNDIT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's DUers all about?
ALLAHPUNDIT!
Right On!

They say this cat ALLAHPUNDIT is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout ALLAHPUNDIT.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but Michele Malkin
ALLAH PUNDIT!

UPDATE:

The Commissar rides in with his "Merry Fitzmas" roundup, replete with a big, steaming lump of....coal.

I question the timing: the news is released while the King of the Wingnuts is on vacation on the Redneck Riviera? Suspicious, indeed.

Rove Cleared; Z-Man Dead; Republicans Doomed!

But of course!

Tom Maguire has been following this from the beginning, and I'll confess it's the only source that's ever made coherent sense in all this.

WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT! (The DU roundup)

The CIA/NSA/NFL/WD-40 got to Fitzie, I tell ya! It's Operation Atlas all over again!

Coleridge, anyone?

Yes, you should be!

Insert Nelson Muntz noise here.

RUH-ROH! Joe Wilson threatens to sue Rovie. Does this mean we get to cross-examine the Ambassador under oath?

Alanis Morrisette, your agent is on line two: Irony, indeed.

MEGA UPDATE: Bush in Iraq!

First we kill Z-Man while he's wearing a leopard skin nightie, then our 51st state beats Iran in the World Cup, than Rove is cleared, then Bush goes to Iraq? I definitely question the timing! And of course the White House aide named "Bartlett" is nothing more than a deliberate rubbing it in to despondent West Wingerians in mourning.

I liked the line about the visceral emotional reaction of reporters forced to surrender their blackberries...

Man, I picked a bad day to stop huffing glue.

UPDATE: The Z-Man bounce continues:

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