June 08, 2006

Hey, Waaaaaait A Minute!



You know, up to this point I've been as big a cheerleader of the GWOT as anybody, but staring at this "photograph" of the alleged "body" of "terrorist mastermind" Al-Zarqawi (if indeed he ever actually existed) has caused me to have a serious revelation about the truly EEE-vile Sith-ness of the Bush Administration. It is now clear to me that Chimpy McHitlerBurton and his evil Overlord Dick "Shotgun" Cheney have completely fabricated this "successful operation". Why? Because one look at the photo above convinces me that the U.S. military has actually knocked off Luciano Pavarroti and are simply trying to use him as a body double:


Of course, those spineless cowards in the MSM would never dare report this. But face it, Amerikkka, you're being duped!

UPDATE: Well. Sorry to fly off the handle. A sooper-sekret source of mine high up in the Pentagon emails in to say that in fact they popped Pavarotti as part of the Global War on Tenors, but that owing to a typo, some strike orders got transposed. He also suggested staying away from opera houses for the next 48 hours or so......

Posted by Robert at June 8, 2006 03:06 PM | TrackBack

Placido Bin Laden could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: The Colossus at June 8, 2006 04:52 PM

They killed Pavarroti!?! Noooooooooo!

Posted by: jwookie at June 8, 2006 05:31 PM

Who's that third tenor, the one Seinfeld could never remember? Jose... Chavez, or something. I bet he's pretty scared right now.

Posted by: utron at June 8, 2006 05:39 PM
in fact they popped Pavarotti as part of the Global War on Tenors

Is Dick Cavet still alive? Ouch Robbo! That is a PBS pledge-week joke if I've ever heard one.

Posted by: Gordon at June 9, 2006 07:16 AM

Carreras is the third tenor.

Posted by: jen at June 9, 2006 07:38 AM

Ya know, the twisted thing is that I take being compared to Dick Cavet as a compliment.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at June 9, 2006 12:20 PM

Well in a twisted way, I meant that as a compliment, you cultured b*stard you.

Posted by: Gordon at June 9, 2006 06:33 PM