You'll shoot your eye out!

Hah, I'd be afraid if I were a critter in your yard! I had a damn woodchuck go and eat one of my sapling trees out back, so I think I understand why they call 'em that, and I'm beginning to wish I were better prepared to handle them (let alone living in a rural area where I'd be allowed to handle them myself...).

I have the best bunny recipe ever!

Kill the Wabbit. Kill the Wabbit.

My husband spent some time research the city and state laws as to whether or not he could shoot rabbits and squirrels in our yard with a BB gun. I think he concluded that since state law trumps city, he could shoot animals stealing his crops. On the other hand, I'm not sure I want him to be the test case for that proposition.

Well, Fairfax County allows bow-hunting of deer in our neighborhood, so I reckon this can't be frowned upon too much. Plus, I don't expect our neighbors will mind.

I wish you much success...and then you can come and shoot the raccoons in my yard!

Bugs: O mighty warrior of great fighting stock, Might I enquire to ask, eh, what's up doc?

Elmer: I'm going to kill the rabbit!

Bugs: Oh mighty warrior t'will be quite a task, How will you do it, might I enquire to ask?

Elmer: I will do it with my spear and magic helmet!

Actually, I prefer the Little Beaver to the Red Rider myself. I got both from the Daisy Museum last year on Buy A Gun Day and found that the RR's little brother was much more accurate and plenty powerful enough to get the job done...