May 24, 2006

Jack Bauer is........DEAD?

Blogs4Bauer report on a quick screen shot from the season finale that seems to point to Jack being.......dead.

We've known that for awhile, ever since Fox sent us accidently the publicity pack for season 6:

abbey road jack bauer.jpg

Top Ten Signs that Jack Bauer is Dead

10. Cigarette is in the wrong hand
9. Long haired hippie walking in front of "Jack" is still alive; Jack no like long-haired hippie freaks
8. No fetching man purse
7. See, he's barefoot, and they're going to a funeral, and, like...
6. Heather Mills is nowhere in sight, counting out big stacks of life insurance premiums
5. It would seem to imply that Ringo is holding down a day job
4. Wasn't Six Feet Under cancelled?
3. No sign of the Chinese Subplot
2. Why is the LLama smoking a cigar?

And the number one sign Jack Bauer is in fact dead going into season 6, if you blow up and look closely at the license plate of the VW Beatle:

24 6 if no cougar.jpg

Posted by Steve at May 24, 2006 09:44 AM | TrackBack

Dayum, Steve. You really need to retake that Pshop 101 course again.

Posted by: agent bedhead at May 24, 2006 09:48 AM

Bedhead - I think he's going for the "ironic" intentionally bad P-Shop.

It's what the kids are doing these days.

ps "I buried Kim"

Posted by: Gordon at May 24, 2006 10:19 AM

Audrey is Jack's Yoko.

Posted by: the man at May 24, 2006 11:02 AM

If you record that *bloop*-*BLEEP*-*bloop" at the beginning of 24, play it backwards, and slow it way, way down, you can hear Jack saying, "I buried everybody."

Posted by: utron at May 24, 2006 11:45 AM

And just who is the walrus?

Posted by: rbj at May 24, 2006 12:38 PM

And just who is the walrus?

Edgar Stiles

Posted by: the man at May 24, 2006 01:15 PM

BTW, you guys really ought to check out the conclusion to Dorkafork's "Jack Bauer in Time" series. He definitely saved the best for last.

Posted by: utron at May 24, 2006 04:04 PM