May 23, 2006

Lunchtime essay assignment

In what ways does the armadillo express the aspirations and cultural imperialism of Chimpy McHitler and the Neo-Khan agenda? Discuss in terms of the works of Ward Churchill, Noam Chomsky, and Franklin the Turtle.

Posted by Steve at May 23, 2006 11:20 AM | TrackBack

Ha. The armadillo, indeed the whole oil industry are merely fronts the Illuminati use to control us. Ward & Noam are of course stalking horses used to create a misguided opposition that: 1) attracts all the bizarre conspiracy theorist, in order that they may be tracked and 2) discredits any further attempt at questioning the real conspiracy because anyone who is questioning is shown to be stark, raving, loony.

Franklin the Turtle is, of course, the head of the Illuminati.

Posted by: rbj at May 23, 2006 01:11 PM

Blabbermouth. You're really lookin' to pull a stint in Alligator Control, aren't you?

Posted by: A:.A:. at May 24, 2006 01:02 PM