DaVinci Code Roundup

I laughed, I cried, I sent suicide bombers to blow up three busloads o' Nuns. That's your Bombhead Muhammad movie guarantee for the weekend!

Geez, when reviewers imply that the movie would have been better with Kurt Russell as the Harvard symbologist and OJ Simpson as the rogue monk assassin, things are not going to well. Ace deconstructs the Hanks/Howard/Goldsmith talent trinity and comes up with the Joker...Joker....JOKER! of Bonfire of the Vanities/EdTV/Batman Forever. Vatican, we have a problem.

Wuzzadem busts all over the last minute "tweaks" being made to the movie, including some subtle product placements:

I think that pretty much guarantees that Robbo, Phin, and all the other folks who are turning Cake Eater Chronicles into their blog-grafiti den while Kathy is on hiatus are going to have to see it. Mmmmmm, Cheetos....

UPDATE: Someone needs to stop that Bastard The Colossus---he's too close to the truth! Illuminati power---action! Form of a giant magnet!

FURTHER UPDATE: Geez, we Templars are going to be working overdrive these days smiting Gnostics like bocci balls at a Soprano's cast party. Some infidels have uncovered the truth about Tony Danza---and the world is just not ready for this "Truth."