May 04, 2006

No wonder he wanted the video tapes supressed

Big news today as the Army releases the now infamous highlight reel of AQ beeeg maaaan al Zarqwai not knowing how to fire a gun properly, and looking swanky in some black dockers.

But the real shocker were the home videos of him hanging out with his new "buddy" Clay Aiken:

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Z-man: Claaaaay, do these imperialist crusader BDUs make me look fat?
Clay: Pout for me, my nutty Sasquatch
Z-man: pout pout pout
Clay: Shiny! Now let's roll.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

UPDATE: All my years of watching Murder She Wrote, Magnum, and CSI: Mayberry are coming into play as I think I've discovered a new clue....
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Posted by Steve at May 4, 2006 03:34 PM | TrackBack

Sorry to be the contrarian here, but do you think for one second that Tanner Boyle would have let some dirty towel-head on the Bears?


Posted by: Leopold Stotch at May 4, 2006 10:32 PM

Hey, what's up with Clay? Have I missed something?

Posted by: Miluse at May 7, 2006 12:46 PM