April 26, 2006

The Curse Of Bobby Kennedy



Okay, it's early in the season, but I'm already developing an ulcer. Sure, it's weird but cool to recognize people I know in the stands while watching Nats home games on tee vee, but Jaysus, we just dropped another one to the Reds tonight that we should have won. (Sooper Sekret Message to Mrs. LMC: Shut up, Dude.)

And this is the painful part: the Nats are 6 and 7 on the road which, if not stellar, is at least respectable. But in RFK Stadium? We're now 1 and 6. One and farookin' six! I mean, what the farookin' farook?

Obviously, there's some supernatural angle to all this. I can't figure out yet whether Bobby's ghost is trying to make us get ooooout, or if he's mad that we're dumping him. In either case, however, we'd better get some top-notch exorcist in here pronto. We can't keep on like this!

UPDATE: Perhaps our Maximum Leader is up to the task.

UPDATE DEUX: Make that one and seven at home.


"Nnnrryaarrrhhh....Frank Robinson! Welcome to your house of pain! You are the devil's beyotch now! Grab INDC Bill's six! Blaaaaugggghh......"

Posted by Robert at April 26, 2006 01:00 PM | TrackBack

At least your not a Pittsburgh Pirates fan. If it wasn't for the KC Royals, they'd be the worst team in the MLB. I plan to see my sorry scrubs anyway when they play the Nationals at RFK. Should be an easy win for Washington.

The Nats will be fine. The Pirates are DOOOOOMMMMEED!!!!

Posted by: nuthin2seehere at April 26, 2006 01:32 AM

Steve may have mentioned this already, but the Red Sox are in first place...

Posted by: LB Buddy at April 26, 2006 01:17 PM

Sawx rock, as far as I'm concerned.

BTW, in the bottom of the 6th, the Reds are up on the Nats 4-0. DAAAAMN YOOOOOUU BOOOOOBBBYYY!!!!!

Posted by: Robbo the LB at April 26, 2006 01:36 PM

I have the misfortune to be a fan of the Texas Rangers, ever since they moved from being the Washington Senators. In all that time, they've never won a pennant and show no signs of blundering into one during what remains of my lifetime. Washington is a curse even unto the 5th generation!

Posted by: Flint at April 26, 2006 03:57 PM