April 18, 2006

This should remove any lingering doubt

Tom Cruise has gone mental.

Yips! from Robbo: Could I just point out one small thing about the article? In an effort to shove more shotguns into the barrel of fish, the author includes this among Cruise's "strange outbursts":

The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fiancee Katie was pregnant before she told him.

Far be it from me to defend this guy, but this is hardly a "strange statement" in itself (unless, of course, the sentence immediately following it was, "I sensed it because Xenu came to me in the form of coffee pot steam and told me."). Especially with the younger Llama-ettes, I knew perfectly well when I had, as it were, rung the bell. It's one of those husband and wife things. If you're paying attention, it's not all that difficult to spot. Well, at least it wasn't for us.

'Course, since I imagine Cruise didn't actually lay a finger on Katie in this case but had the whole business taken care of artificially, it does get a little stranger. Perhaps the docs informed him that the implantation had been a success before she woke up from the procedure?

Posted by LMC at April 18, 2006 06:58 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I think i'm going to be sick.

Yup, I was right.

Posted by: Brian B at April 18, 2006 08:54 AM

I guess Chinese medicine is allowed. It's called Zi He Che, used to tonify the vital essence & replenish chi. It's used clinically for IMPOTENCE, cough, & neurasthenia.

Phamacology: contains interferon for infectious disease control & lysozyme to neutralize the toxic produced by salmonella & B. dysenteriae

Also slows progress of TB, inhibits deposition of cholesterol, prolongs the swimming time of mice (think about that one)

Contains gonadotropin for development of spleen, testes, etc

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at April 18, 2006 08:58 AM

Mmmmm, placenta lasagne.

Posted by: LB Buddy at April 18, 2006 09:17 AM

Didn't Marlin Perkins have an episode about placenta eating llamas? I'm sure I saw Jim frying it up ...

Love the Easter colors, boys.

Posted by: Chai-rista at April 18, 2006 10:30 AM

I'm sure you've seen that Tom also wants to eat the placenta as well...

If that doesn't make you vomit nothing will.

Posted by: jwookie at April 18, 2006 05:30 PM

What a three ring Freak Show...this just keeps going downhill...

Posted by: KMR at April 18, 2006 07:41 PM