Chloe! If I don't get those downloads it's going to be cert. denied for the country!

What if Jack Bauer were the Chief Justice in Buck v. Bell?

OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES: But Jack, even you must understand that three generations of imbeciles was quite enough?

JACK BAUER [pointing large caliber hand gun at Holmes' leonine head]: What you didn't count on, in the final analysis, Ollie, was she was not some random Subic whore for your Brahmin ubermensch lust to discard like a rag doll......Carrie Buck..........was....my......mother!

Screen cuts into four, showing Jack slowly pulling the trigger; Felix Frankfurter obscured in the shadows of his Harvard office, slowly stroking the neck of a large persian cat; Warren Harding nailing Nan Britton on the desk in the Oval Office; young Jack Kennedy taking a long slow drag from a Hong Kong opium pipe; and a rather down at the heels Adolf Hitler carefully shaving off his Kaiser Bill mustache to a small, thin slip on his top lip.