April 05, 2006

If this doesn't cause riots, something's wrong with the world

tom cruise as jesus.jpeg
All your thetans are belong to us Or, Joel, get off the babysitter

Direct your ire and mob violence at AgentBedHead, who has all the details involving the Mission Impossible 3 boycott and other Tom Cruise Naughty Bits.

AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU the Mother Theresa silver screen biopic to star Paris Hilton keeps rolling on. The LLamas have obtained the latest script revisions, which clearly indicate a CIA/Halliburton plot that killed Mother Theresa after she uncovered their nefarious plans to blackmail the Vatican into launching a new Crusade against Islam.

Oliver Stone will clearly have to direct.

Posted by Steve at April 5, 2006 12:12 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Gee, and I've been boycotting MI movies since the first one.

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Posted by: Ethan at April 5, 2006 10:29 PM

I just don't have anything to say right now. I haven't been up to anything recently, but it's not important. I've just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.

Posted by: Kaka35301 at April 18, 2006 03:31 AM

Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven't been up to much these days. I just don't have much to say right now. I can't be bothered with anything , but whatever.

Posted by: Kaka87212 at April 20, 2006 03:37 AM

I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don't care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

Posted by: Kaka34932 at April 21, 2006 12:22 AM

Not much on my mind right now, but it's not important. I've just been letting everything happen without me. I just don't have anything to say right now.

Posted by: Kaka14962 at July 20, 2006 07:07 AM