March 26, 2006
Your Plutarch Moment: Today's sign of the imminent collapse of the American Republic
This can only mean that Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man 2 will be coming to theaters soon.
Personally, I'd rather be hit by a meteor.
Worse, it could lead to a new series on the Lifetime Network: Nash Bridges of Madison County, where an aging former hunky SF cop moves to Iowa and starts shagging bored rural housewives, while solving some crimes and otherwise bantering after windmills with Cheech Marin.
To paraphrase Douglass MacArthur: old actors don't die, they just slide into the daytime movie schedule of the Lifetime Network, where they just wish they were dead.
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starts shagging bored rural housewives
It was love, you unromantic llama, and it was a beautiful thing.
What was that? Cheech Marin? Ew. Ewy ewww.
Posted by: tee bee at March 27, 2006 01:32 PM
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