March 22, 2006

Someone's huffing some serious glue over Nigerian telemarketer way

Text of a spam investor scam email (and no, I'm not making this up):

Europe the as as pang fractious, dud, ingest hypochondriac the while willful as tantalizing introverted but dark. a!!! yes the wherever, perfunctorily the broadcaster. wafer: Pharaoh with footage the accuracy, the weirdo was papa to arouse affiliated to on as fries emancipate point-blank,. to incompatible likelihood innkeeper a the fancy shoplift a civil liberties as guarantee that gig commendable,. bohemian sadist. this tattoo shotgun wedding with an modeling homemaker and... lark as carving,

Then the garbage on the penny stock they are pushing, followed by:

rigorously a gal. the surreal, the prepared middle school periodically the this arrow glimmer? allergic, a on clearly magnitude. passion... rhinoceros income slow

My favorite part is definitely "rhinoceros income slow"---it sounds like a deranged malarial and syphilliticly-delusional Hemmingway when someone has replaced the quinine and penicilin with windex and Jose Cuervo.

Too bad Robbo has closed additional comments for his reader comment spam essay contest.

Posted by Steve at March 22, 2006 10:21 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Maybe they took Jabberwocky, translated it into Nigerian with babblefish, then translated it into French and then back into English?

The real question, of course, is how much you invested.

Posted by: beth at March 22, 2006 10:39 AM

Oh, the whole flippin' farm, of course!

Posted by: Steve tlb at March 22, 2006 10:45 AM

Curse you, rapist of bunk bed arrow glimmer!

You get me every time!

50,000 shares please, on margin.

Posted by: The Colossus at March 22, 2006 12:59 PM

You had me at Pharaoh with footage the accuracy.

Posted by: Brian B at March 22, 2006 04:05 PM

You should see the emails I get periodically explaining the origins of life. Apparently they are under the impression that I actually care what they think.

Posted by: LB buddy at March 22, 2006 04:43 PM