Dr. Rusty expounds on his "good lesbian"

theme in today's Jawa Report.

YIPS from Steve: Some things, purely for the sake of dropping buckets of freshly chopped up chickens into an Amazonian stream, need to be quoted in full:

We fully support the rights of hot lipstick-lesbians to engage in gratuitous public acts of indecency--provided no children are present. Moreover, if said hot lipstick-lesbians include one or more of the following, we believe it the patriotic duty of every red-blooded, apple pie loving, patriotic, American male to video afforementioned gratuitous public acts of indecency for prompt distribution on the internet:

Angelina Jolie

Natalie Portman

Carrie Fisher, young (or any look alike)

Jessica Alba

Cameron Diaz (no llamas)

Bai Ling

Mrs. Norm Coleman

Jane Fonda (pre-treason)

Madonna (young)

Helena Houdova

Brittney Spears

Pataki's strippers

Ann Coulter

Kylie Minogue

Gerri Halliwell

Marey Carey

Terri Hatcher

Anna Nicole Smith (cert worthy)

Muslim apostates Michelle Leslie (aka "Michelle Lee") & Deeyah

Kate Beckinsale

& for the sake of the LLama Butcher's Melissa Theuriau

We'll also throw in Jennifer Love Hewitt for The Maximum Leader

To which we'd add, of course: Margaret Trudeau, Jane Pauley, Margaret Thatcher, and the ever delightfully scrumptious Gertrude Himmelfarb.

Oh, and Jeanne Kirkpatrick. Lots and lots of lipstick shots of Jeanne Kirkpatrick with Aunt Bea.

Oh, and Fred Phelps sucks buckets of puss through a cocktail straw.