March 16, 2006

Driving a stake through the heart of "Mommyblogging"

Sadie asks the question which originally caused Einstein to doubt the Newtonian paradigm:

How exactly is it that babies can crap up their backs in defiance of the three laws of Newtonian mechanics?

I blame Schoedinger's cat for this, somehow.

Posted by Steve at March 16, 2006 08:44 AM | TrackBack
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So I wanted to be sooper sneaky and pop into this entry with a "YIPS FROM SADIE" sort of thing - but I see that I can only edit my "VEGAS SHOWGIRLS" entry from last fall.

Foiled again!

Posted by: sadie at March 16, 2006 09:20 AM

Never mind the crap, what amazed me was The Lad's ability to soak his onesy while leaving his diaper bone dry!

Posted by: Brian B at March 16, 2006 10:35 AM

Brian, are you sure you're putting it on right?

Posted by: tee bee at March 16, 2006 06:35 PM

My elder son had explosive BMs we referred to as "Fanny Blasters". At his baptism, just as we were about to hand get the kid splashed, he let one out. Stunned, I didn't know what to do the obvious solution was the let Catholic priest and everyone else wait while we dealt with the disposable hazmat. My quick thinking wife shoved a cloth diaper up the boy's baptismal gown, and the show went on. I felt badly later, when I realized I handed my son to the Church with a loaded diaper.

Posted by: KMR at March 16, 2006 06:54 PM

Brian, are you sure you're putting it on right?

Arms through the little holes, head through the big hole between the arm holes, legs through the big hole at the other end, and snap up the crotch. Yup, onesie's on just fine.

Posted by: Brian B at March 17, 2006 09:18 AM