March 15, 2006
Today's signs of the End of Days
Two sure portents that the four horsemen are saddling up:
Welcome Back Kotter, the movie. Starring Ice-Cube as Mister Kotter.
No word on whether they've signed Bill Ardolino to play Horseshack.
No word on whether Sofia Coppola will star as Indy's daughter.
Free advice to Dr. Jones: whatever you do, don't turn over the museum to Andy Garcia, no matter how much he seems like your older brother Sonny's long-lost son.
Oh, and your son who refused to go into the grave robbing business to become an opera singer? He's secretly Republican.
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