March 15, 2006

Today's signs of the End of Days

Two sure portents that the four horsemen are saddling up:

Welcome Back Kotter, the movie. Starring Ice-Cube as Mister Kotter.

No word on whether they've signed Bill Ardolino to play Horseshack.

"Indiana Jones IV: Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Lost Social Security Check" given script approval, shooting to commence soon.

No word on whether Sofia Coppola will star as Indy's daughter.

Free advice to Dr. Jones: whatever you do, don't turn over the museum to Andy Garcia, no matter how much he seems like your older brother Sonny's long-lost son.

Oh, and your son who refused to go into the grave robbing business to become an opera singer? He's secretly Republican.

Posted by Steve at March 15, 2006 12:47 PM | TrackBack
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