March 13, 2006

Insert Homer Simpson noise here

The sound you are hearing is of a speechless LLama. Shocked, shocked and outraged that somebody would post nekkid topless beach pix of French nooz babe Melissa Theuriau! Is this what the greatest research tool known to man should be used for?

I mean, you can see the little tatoo and everything!

I. Am. Outraged. I am whipped into a furious anger over this, this blasphemy! Chained, tied up, and whipped needs to be the responsible poltroons! No whipped cream cherries for them, I say. Spanked, too! Of all the outrageous affronts to human dignity, representing the true bondage of the human spirit, I say no more! Melissa Theuriau is no strumpet, no Barbarella, or Linda Lovelace, or brainless weather bimbo like Juliet Huddy. She is the last, best, hope for Franco-American relations. I blame Bill Clinton for this. Or the Rose Law Firm.

Oh, and you can bet your bottom dollar we'll be hosting a pshop Melissa's tatoo contest, with Robbo safely on a work-related trip.

GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN JURISPRUDENCE: Oliver Wendell Holmes' dissent in Lochner v. New York, John Marshall's handling of the Dartmouth College, and the final end of the Bar-Fighting Lesbian NFL Cheerleaders case.

Screw Damon and Affleck as Butch and Sundance: we need Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas to revive those roles.

Because what says "The Return of Butch and Sundance" in this post-Brokeback age quite like two star-crossed lesbian bar-fighting NFL cheerleaders?

I'm smelling Oscar on this one.


cue Queen, "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the CHAMPeeeeons, my friend...."

Posted by Steve at March 13, 2006 11:34 PM | TrackBack

Presuming that one jurisprudence link was meant to go somewhere around here?...

Posted by: Rex Ferric at March 14, 2006 12:14 PM

Fixed! Thankee.

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at March 14, 2006 12:27 PM

Ok, I will give the French that -- topless beaches. And of course the wine, the wine goes without saying.

Posted by: rbj at March 14, 2006 01:06 PM

At least her boobies are real!

Posted by: GroovyVic at March 14, 2006 02:33 PM

thank god it was her and not Connie Chung...

Posted by: Keith S. at March 16, 2006 08:15 PM

I haven't been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can't be bothered with anything these days.

Posted by: Kaka27331 at April 18, 2006 03:33 AM

I just don't have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

Posted by: Kaka13373 at April 19, 2006 03:43 AM