March 13, 2006

Can a LLama love March Madness, yet still loathe Dickie Vitale?

The answer is, of course, but of course.

Anyhoo, everybody's favorite commie is shilling for the Six Meat Buffet tournament pool. I'm going to put my devious patented "Steve the LLamabutcher Exclusive" advanced skills in bracketology to the public test, by revealing my top sekrit method Las Vegas goombah's have killed to discover: I pick em based on political science departments, then their uniforms, then the mascots.

Posted by Steve at March 13, 2006 10:54 AM | TrackBack
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I'm pretty sure there have been scientific studies that you also have to include the cheerleader quotient in that formula or it doesn't work.

At least, that's why my guy-friends always tell me when they're carefully ogling, er, evaluating the intelligence of the various cheerleading squads.

Posted by: beth at March 13, 2006 11:05 AM