March 08, 2006

I'm Steve the LLamabutcher, and this is why I blog

We're #8 on google for

jack bauer versus chuck norris

You know what we want: 24, the movie, Jack Bauer versus bad ass Frank Miller-style Batman.

WE NEED TO FOCUS, PEOPLE! NO WOULDA/SHOULDA/COULDA! Why exactly are we NOT in the top 12 on Google for

exploding whale

I blame the creeping McCarthyism of Chimpy McHitler's Halliburton Squads of Defenestration.

Posted by Steve at March 8, 2006 07:05 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Why exactly are we NOT in the top 12 on Google for exploding whale

Ummmm.... because there have been websites devoted to the footage of the exploding whale for years?

Posted by: Brian B at March 9, 2006 09:10 AM

So? You think we are going to be kept down by your white patriarchial oppressive "search algorithyms"?

We shall overcome....some DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at March 9, 2006 10:49 AM

Don't mess with the Oregon Department of Transportation, man. They have explosives and they know how to use.... um..... well, they know how to light it!

Posted by: Brian B at March 9, 2006 04:25 PM