March 08, 2006

Barry's gone native

Eight months in the wilds of upstate New York and a formerly mild-mannered Southern suburban dad has gone all Grizzly Adams on us.

Barry, while a new blogger, is still sweetly innocent, and didn't realize he was google chumming himself when he writes about "tapping the tree" and "fresh skinned heavy beaver pelt."

Anyhoo, I give him another six months before Grizzly Adams turns into this guy. (Not necessarily safe for work, if your workplace looks askance at, well, sheep luvin'.)

Posted by Steve at March 8, 2006 08:28 AM | TrackBack
Comments

How long until the "this guy" sues for his constitutional right to marry the sheep.

Posted by: rbj at March 8, 2006 09:00 AM

Bigot! You are evil for even implying he doesn't have a constitutional right to do so, emenating from the penumbra of something or other.

What, exactly, would the term be when, getting his right to marry the sheep, he asserts the right to marry more than one sheep at a time? I would propose "polygbaaaaaaaaamy."

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at March 8, 2006 11:13 AM

Aw, Steve - How could ewe?

Posted by: Robbo the LB at March 8, 2006 11:21 AM