Headline of the day

Ace, you are one cruel bastard. Wickedly funny, yes, but one cruel bastard. (Link corrected)

Maybe they'll get Patricia Arquette to star in "Peace MILF" and, you know, spell it with a stencil.

What should the slogan be for "Peace MILF: The Movie"?

By day, she's an ordinary housewife; by night, a pyschic pornstar, helping the DA solve crimes and blow the lid off of, umm, some reaaaally happy lids. But now she's grievin', she's mad as hell, and she's going to use all her powers as a housewife pyschic pornstar to bring the BusHitler McChimpy Halliburton Crewe of Death to their, umm, knees.

NOTE TO SELF: Is this Arquette classic reason enough to join Netflix?

INSIDE THE MIND OF THE LLAMAS: A new feature here is "Inside the Mind of the LLamas" where we explain what the heck we were thinking when we wrote a bizarre post. There were two things I was going for: first was to answer a question our old pal Sadie had last week on why guys like Patricia Arquette.

The other, of course, was to own the Google search for "psychic housewife pornstar."

UPDATE: Jeff piles on with some fashion advice for Cindy Sheehan, a kind of new age "Queer Eye for the Deranged Lunatic Moonbat."