LLamabutchers: The SobekPundit Interview

We found time during our busy pre-Oscar OrgleBack Mountain press tour to sit down with SobekPundit---the angry underworld crocodile god of the blogosphere.

Let's just say jailarity results (and INDCent Bill winds up getting kicked in the pills).

Yeah, so Confederate Yankee gets profiled in the Washington Post the same day---but come on, would you rather grace the same esteemed pages as Dana Milbank and Tony Kornheiser, or subject yourself to the Sobek Treatment (TM)?

(SOOPER SEKRIT NOTE TO ROBBO--fire our frickin' publicist! Geez.)

A RANDOM ASIDE: Kathy the CakeEater would smile to know: my computer has been acting all, well, wrong since Sunday. All I was doing was photoshopping her favorite pic of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy into those skankeinous pictures of Paris Hilton and Val Kilmer, which I was then going to put up on her site while she was gone. The machine crashed midstream, and hasn't been acting right since. Serves me right, no?

OH, AND ONE OTHER THING: We need to schedule an intervention: Miss Sadie's ongoing effort to audition to replace Wonkette not that Ana Maria Cox has decided to go acoustic has just got to stop. Although, I've got to hand it to her for her google chumming triple axel/lutz/salchow for getting:

Ashton Kutcher "man chowder" blasted on Oprah face
ejaculate not a low calorie snack food
Dubai Ports takeover U.S. Coast Guard concerns

within 100 words of each other. Even Dick Button would concede the stylish grace to that combination! If that's not enough to submit your ideas for AskAgentBedHead, I don't know what is.