Bang, Bang, Boom

Dorkafork, posting over at INDCent Bill's, has the goods on Cheney's Birdshot Conspiracy.

Very funny. And kinda sad, too, once you read, por ejemplo, Sid Blumenthal's take on the whole business and realize that Dork is only mildly lampooning the reaction of the Moonbats.

Y'know, Peggy Noonan was musing this morning whether Cheney should step aside. Frankly, I can't see why - the man is pure batnip to the Left, practically guaranteeing that the base will be so radicalized for '06 and '08 that it will drive the Donks right off the political cliff. Furthermore, he single-handedly made the entire MSM Dee Cee press corp look like a pack of whiney, snivelling brats this week.

Taking a page from Lincoln's playbook, Dubya ought to find out the make and model of the shotgun Cheney was using and hand them out to the rest of his political team.

(Oh, and speaking of the Moonbats, I just wanted to say that I think Taranto's description of Daily Kos as "the Mos Eisley of the Angry Left" is hysterical.)

UPDATE: The shape of things to come in '08?

"Hey! I'd have hit a guy too, if that Secret Service agent hadn't shoved me!"