February 10, 2006

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Words Scare The Hell Out Of Me!


Evidently, this guy must have had a session with the Piranha Brothers:

Vercotti: Well, I had been running a successful escort agency - high class, no really, high class girls - we didn't have any of that. That was right out. And I decided. (phone rings on desk) Excuse me (he answers it) Hello......no, not now......shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes, right-oh, bye-bye.... mother (he replaces reciever) Anyway I decided then to open a high-class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with International cuisine, uh, an' cooking, top-line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts, that was right out, I deny that completely, and one night Dinsdale walked in with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it.

Interviewer: How much did they want?

Vercotti: Three quarters of a million pounds. Then they went out.

Interviewer: Why didn't you call the police?

Vercotti: Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermo-nuclear device was the Chief Constable for the area. Anyway a week later they came back, said that the cheque had bounced and that I had to see Doug.

Interviewer: Doug?

Vercotti: Doug. (takes a drink) Well I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.

Interviewer: What did he do?

Vercotti: He used .....sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire. He was vicious.

So is the point of this sign to claim that poor Islamo-fascists are the real victims or else just to justify their killing people and burning buildings down on the theory of hey - you started it?

Yips! to Jihad Watch via Cardinal Martini.

Posted by Robert at February 10, 2006 03:07 PM | TrackBack


Posted by: Giant Hedgehog at February 10, 2006 03:54 PM

If terrorism = "Freedom of Expression", I'm a terrorist and damn proud of it.

Posted by: Marvin at February 10, 2006 04:07 PM

Why do you hate Muslims, Robert?

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 10, 2006 04:34 PM

I'm just a very bad person.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at February 10, 2006 05:10 PM

Muslims really wish to run the planet -
Normally we would let them,
but we don't want to be poor and illiterate.

Posted by: Green Vegies at February 10, 2006 10:51 PM


Definitely don't express yourself.

And in addition - all women should wear only 'Black'

According to the Great Prophet (Peace be upon him)
of the Moon God,
over the skies of Saudi Arabian Desert.

Posted by: Green Vegies at February 11, 2006 06:08 AM

"Freedom of Expression is Western Terrorism?"

These people are SOOO messed up. All I can say is I wish we had some cluster bombs loaded with bacon bits to drop on these protestors.

Posted by: Mike's America at February 13, 2006 10:43 PM