WE'RE THE LLAMABUTCHERS, AND WE GET RESULTS, DAMMIT!

Sadie over at Agent BedHead has instituted our suggestion for the "Ask Agent BedHead" column. Go over and stuff her inbox like a RedLobster $5.99 shrimp sampler with all your Olson Twins fetishes and the like.

Via Sadie we get the link to THIS, which appears to be the actual blog of one Ana Maria Cox, aka The Blogger Formerly Known As Wonkette.

Here's today's entre:

Greetings and apologies for the absence. I would say that I have been gathering my wits but heaven knows that doesn’t take long. So, the truth: I’ve been sleeping until 10, puttering around, and drinking several martinis in order to get through the evening news and quiet the voices in my head. People have asked if I miss blogging at Wonkette, and the short answer is “no.� The long answer is that there’s so much great material I do sometimes get itchy keyboard fingers, though my thoughts hardly seem worth the grand $12 per post Wonkette paid. But, hell, you aren’t a slut if you’re giving it away for free, right?

Hmmmm, $12 per post at Wonkette, eh? Unfortunately, that creates WAAAAAY too much of a vision involving Wonkette, a Shoney's parking lot in Indianapolis with the back lamps conveniently shot out, the front seat of a Subaru pick-up, and my first appearance on "COPS."

No word on whether her new blog will bring about the long-awaited blogging/amatuer porn singularity.

In better days....