Watch out Hamas...here come the LLAMAS!

From LLamabutchers Foreign Correspondent Keith S (who is supposedly starting a blog soon---when you've got it going, give us a shout out, will ya?)

JERUSALEM (AP) -- It can't shoot and it can barely follow orders, but it's the newest recruit to the Israeli military: The llama.

According to the Yediot Ahronot newspaper on Friday, two elite units recently began using the llamas in exercises and operations on Israel's northern border to navigate heavy loads of 60 kilograms (132 pounds) or more through difficult terrain.

The military tried using mules for similar tasks, but although they could carry heavier loads than the llamas, they behaved badly -- at one point, staging a "mutiny" and fleeing, the newspaper said.

According to Brig. Gen. Itzik Ben-Tov, llamas are well-disciplined and move quickly.

They also have highly developed senses of smell and hearing, are nimble, and only eat once every two days.

I would add that they are quite cranky and taken to long breaks in the afternoon for nap time (at least those with tenure). That, and internet access.