February 01, 2006

24 - The List


Top Sixty Facts about Jack Bauer.

I've never even seen the furshlugginer show and I thought this was hysterical. You 24 junkies out there ought to love it. Enjoy!

Yips! to Dave Barry.

UPDATE: Aw, Jeez.

YIPS from Steve: My favorites:

It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

And my personal favorite:

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

If that doesn't qualify you as a certified badass in Chimpy McHalliburton's Amerikkka, then I don't know what does.

Posted by Robert at February 1, 2006 01:31 PM | TrackBack

My favorite was "Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas".

And no, I don't watch the show. My life is too hectic to take up watching anything where missing an episode ruins it for you.

Posted by: Brian B at February 1, 2006 02:23 PM

"Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas" was a great line, although I might have gone with "Let's get something straight: the only reason you're still conscious is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you." That's almost a direct quote from The Man himself in this season's first episode, and captures his persona nicely.

Posted by: utron at February 1, 2006 04:10 PM

Have Vinnie and Merri seen this yet?

Posted by: Sadie at February 1, 2006 06:15 PM