January 30, 2006

Sooper-Sekret Message To Hamas:

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Thhhhhppppppffffttttt!!!!!!!

Well, one of two things in gonna happen in Palestiniana. Either Hamas is going to grow up in a hell of a hurry or the Israelis are going to pound the living crap out of it.

UPDATE: The Crack Young Staff at the Hatemonger's Quarterly gets to root causes:

So who, you may or may not be asking yourself, is to blame for Hamas’ triumph? Why don’t we ask the Paper of Record? The J[anuary] 27 number of the Gray Lady offers a staff editorial that addresses this very question. Entitled “In the Mideast, a Giant Step Back,” the piece excoriates Mahmoud Abbas for his ineptitude and “Israeli hard-liners” for their irksome insistence on the existence of Israel.

Are we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” the only ones who note that The New York Times left some people out? How about those peaceable Palestinians, who seem to adore terrorism even more than Ray Nagin likes dark chocolate?

Ah, but we wouldn’t want to commit a cardinal sin among our left-wing pals. No, not “blaming the victim.” We’re referring to “treating Arabs like human beings.”


Posted by Robert at January 30, 2006 12:05 PM | TrackBack
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Thanks for the "link," Robbo. We also noticed our bone-headed reference to January as July, thanks to your handiwork. As usual, you are the wind beneath our wings.

Posted by: The Crack Young Staff at January 30, 2006 01:54 PM