January 24, 2006

AKA Steve the LLamabutcher

Now I've got this going for me:

According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, Stephen [LLamabutcher] was a World-famous Breelander

Elven Name Possibilities for Stephen [LLamabutcher]
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Manserke
Another masculine version is:
Manserkeion
More feminine versions are:
Manserkeiel
Manserkeien
Manserkewen

Hobbit lad name for Stephen [LLamabutcher]
Aldagrim Gold from Waymeet
Hobbit lass name for [LLamabutcher]
Esmerelda Gold from Waymeet

Dwarven Name for [LLamabutcher]
Bombur Iceylegs
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for [LLamabutcher]
Gorkûl the Insane
This name is for both genders.

Adûnaic name for [LLamabutcher]
Zîrânyurtud

Bombur Iceylegs signing off and heading to the hot tub.

THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR: That would make my Dwarf Pimp name be "Deacon Dr. Bombur Flow"

Insert your pshop of Gimli in a Superfly hat and rings here.

Yips! from Robbo:

According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, Robert the Llama Butcher was a Beautiful Bird-tamer

Elven Name Possibilities for Robert the Llama Butcher
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Vorwath
Another masculine version is:
Vorwathion
More feminine versions are:
Vorwathiel
Vorwathien
Vorwathwen

Hobbit lad name for Robert the Llama Butcher
Isengrim Burrows from Stock
Hobbit lass name for Robert the Llama Butcher
Rosa Burrows from Stock

Dwarven Name for Robert the Llama Butcher
Tarin Brickarms
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Robert the Llama Butcher
Nazdug the Squasher
This name is for both genders.

Adûnaic name for Robert the Llama Butcher
RĂ´thkhĂ´phur

What the hell is a "beautiful bird-tamer"? Radagast in drag?

But my Elvish root name suddenly got me channelling Python: "Welease Worwath!"

So many voices, so little room in my head.....

Posted by Steve at January 24, 2006 11:32 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Adûnaic name for [LLamabutcher]
Zîrânyurtud

I think this is misspelled. It should be Ziran yu turd.

Posted by: LB buddy at January 24, 2006 12:03 PM

According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, Stephen [LLamabutcher] was a World-famous Breelander

This reminds me of my suspicion of Shirley McClain's claims to past lives. She was a princess or some other such important, romantic figure in every past life. Which is hardly likely.

Do you think they'd have told you that you were an unknown Breelander or that Rob was an average-looking bird-tamer?

Bloody fortune tellers. At least you get snake oil for your buck at the carny.

Posted by: tee bee at January 24, 2006 04:07 PM

love Tolkien :) was greatly amused by this.

also, gotta appreciate the niftiness of the Encyclopedia of Arda

Posted by: amelie at January 25, 2006 10:17 AM