January 17, 2006

Pig, Meet Wings

Tom Daschle apparently is "considering" a run at the presidency.

Well (Hyuck!), good luck with that (Snerk! Spppltth!)

Okay, while we're on the subject, I give you:

TOP TEN THINGS THAT ROBBO THE LLAMABUTCHER IS "CONSIDERING"

10. The begining of work on the basement water seepage problem at the Butcher's House by Mr. Bilbo Baggins, gratis.

9. The time when Maryland drivers become calm, rational and predictable motorists.

8. The day when none of the Llama-ettes will sing, "Oh-yeah! Oh-yeah! Uh-Huh!" for a twenty four hour period.

7. The season in which the Miami Dolphins will have a balanced offense, complete with a solid QB, good WR hands and strong running support.

6. The day when I will no longer be subjected to squishing by fat, smelly guys on the Metro.

5. The time when the goddam rabbits realize that eating perennial gardens is just, well, wrong.

4. My future Insta-lanche.

3. The day INDCent Bill actually accepts a Dee Cee Blogger-Meet invitation.

2. The day when Angelina Jolie and a rejuvenated Terri Garr show up at my door and announce that we're going to "have it all out".

1. The day one of my Top Ten lists makes someone laugh.

Well, c'mon - a guy can dream, can't he?

Posted by Robert at January 17, 2006 10:59 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Do courtesy laughs help?

Posted by: Brian B at January 18, 2006 09:23 AM

The time when Maryland drivers become calm, rational and predictable motorists

Dear Lord. You obviously have been hitting the old liquor cabinet.

Or you haven't been on the 270 corridor lately, have you, Old Bean? :)

And I *did* laugh hysterically at that one...

Posted by: Cassandra at January 19, 2006 07:39 AM