New twist on the "You have two cows" meme

The Beneficient Poo-Bah of the Moo Knew Mu Shu Domain of Doom has a new Down Under take on the "You have two cows" political philosophy meme. My favorites:

Cairns: You have two cows. You trade one for three baby crocodiles and a one-legged kangaroo, and open a wildlife park. Contrary to expectations, it is a huge success.

Canberra: You have two cows. Together you start a business selling cow-oriented adult movies over the internet. You become rich, and decide to go into politics, where you find that the work is the same but the pay is worse.

Okay, I'll confess, I had ulterior motives in making this post other than acknowledging the funny: I wanted to know what would happen to our Google Traffic by having "cow-orientated adult movies" and "Katie Couric" in the same post.

Science......gosh!

UPDATE: For our control group, should we have a post that casually mentions "Matt Lauer in a Turkish prison" too? I need to consult the LLamabutchers Science Advisory Council.