I Want My Blog Tee Vee!

Lynn S. is running with the idea of blogs that should be made into tee vee shows and gratifyingly thinks of us:

The Llama Butchers - Butchers who specialize in llama meat? Llamas who are butchers? The guy in the chair certainly doesn't look like a butcher to me. Maybe it's a metaphor. A sophisticated comedy. Most people probably won't get it and it will be cancelled after six episodes.

Prophetic words, actually, since we tried it a few years back:

ODD COUPLE II: ESCAPE FROM MOOKNEWVIA

"The unexpected reunion of college friends produces an improbable combination of pretense and rocket-propelled grenades. Hilarious hijinks ensue."

Cancelled almost immediately, we'd have lasted a lot longer if those bastards over at Carvel Ice Cream hadn't yanked their sponsorship so suddenly.

YIPS from Steve: Dream on, buddy!

In the original incarnation, the character of "Robbo the LLamabutcher" was played by Tony Randall. You protested, so I spotted you a Crane: Niles Crane.

Do NOT try to fight destiny, amigo!