January 05, 2006

"Red Meat! We Crave Sustenance!"

Red reposts an "expert" piece on how to grill a steak.

In general, I agree. But Cullen gets much too complicated. Here is all that you need to remember:

1. Get a cut of beef from the butcher at least two inches thick, preferably more. (As a rule, the prepackaged stuff out in the freezers isn't thick enough.) Make sure it is suitable marbled with fat.

2. Build up a really solid and searing-hot pile of charcoal. (I agree with the post that using anything other than charcoal will guarantee you a trip to Tartarus. Gas-pansy heathens!)

3. Once the coals are super hot, toss the steaks on the grill right on top of them. Count one-Mississippi, two-Mississippi, three-Mississippi. Flip. Repeat. Serve.

4. Remember, folks, if it isn't still moving, it isn't worth eating.

Posted by Robert at January 5, 2006 11:39 PM | TrackBack
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That, my friend, is how you destroy a good piece of meat.

Preheat oven to 500, with cast iron skillet inside.

Coat steak lightly on both sides with oil and your choice of seasonings.

When oven and skillet are heated to 500, remove skillet to high heat on gas top stove, put steak in and sear on each side 30 seconds.

Place skillet back in 500 degree stove and cook 2 1/2 minutes on each side. 3-5 if you like it medium-well or well done.

Your steak dimensions are good, but the best is a 1 1/2 inch thick cut.

That, brutha, is how to cook a steak.

If you have an electic stove and oven, you're screwed. No sane person should have one anyway.

Posted by: Vinnie at January 6, 2006 12:31 AM

Important: Do not use lighter fluid on charcoal. Otherwise no matter what else you do to the meat, it is ruined.

Posted by: rbj at January 6, 2006 08:24 AM

My methods similar to yours, Robbo, although we do use a little Montreal peppercorn seasoning on the outside to add a little pop.

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Mrs. C. is a charcoal Nazi, too, so I am usually preparing the fire like a stoker on the Titanic for about 45 minutes beforehand. No lighter fluid, we use an electric coal starter which works pretty good.

Mrs. C. gets the medium rare; I get the rare.

Posted by: The Colossus at January 6, 2006 09:58 AM

"Red meat! We crave sustenance!"

Isn't that from Withnail and I?

Anyway, Robbo has a good grasp of Steak Theory. Anyone who insists that their steak be "well done" doesn't even deserve a steak. Just give 'em a plateful of charcoal briquettes.

Posted by: utron at January 6, 2006 10:31 AM

Actually, the quote is from Twister - I was a Philip Seymour Hoffman fan before it was cool.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at January 6, 2006 11:29 AM

I use a gas grill only because I inherited it and am too cheap/poor to buy a decent charcoal grill. What I really want is a Traeger, but that's even further off my cheap/poor radar at this point.

If you find yourself stuck with a gas grill for whatever reason, there are things you can do to mitigate the offense, including using wood chips. I prefer wood local to wherever you're cooking -- in the Northwest, that means alder, apple, and oak. I also use these when barbecueing (which is where I DO draw the line against anything but wood/charcoal).

Posted by: Brian B at January 6, 2006 03:29 PM