December 19, 2005

Literary allusions worthy of Jane Austen

We have a winner for the year, from The Hatemongers Quarterly conceding defeat in the Weblog Awards:

As we noted yesterday, this realization has ushered in a period of malaise and ennui here at “Hatemonger’s Quarterly” Headquarters. We suck more than Madonna in the Chicago Bulls’ dressing room. And it hurts, dear reader; it hurts a lot.

Unfortunately, reading this produced the sound of Dennis Rodman cackling in my skull. Pardon me while I go rinse with clorox.

PS--sorry for the Flock of Seagulls joke in the last post.

UPDATE: Best post title of the year:

Just Like Dr. Zhivago. Without Wolves and Nasty Communists, Though.
Posted by Steve at December 19, 2005 05:35 PM | TrackBack

Frankly, winning this award is the greatest thing that has ever happened to us. It makes our savage beating in the 2005 Weblog Awards worthwhile.

Posted by: The Crack Young Staff at December 20, 2005 10:35 AM