December 12, 2005

LIFESTYLES OF THE TAWDRY AND THE FAMOUS

This just in on some chick who claims to have an on-going 11-year relationship with switch-hitter Angelina Jolie. (Somehow, this scrawny gal with the tattoos and the buzz cut is not what would come to the mind of the average male of the species whenever the news of AJ's preferences comes up. Rather, we have someone like this in mind.) It looks like that pretty-boy Brad Pitt has his work cut out for him. May the best man win.

Posted by LMC at December 12, 2005 07:19 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Ack! The eyes!!!

Posted by: The Commissar at December 12, 2005 08:47 PM

Dude, just because she has short hair doesn't mean she's not sexy. That visual will do just fine.

Oh yes.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 12, 2005 10:14 PM

Attrocious grammar:
"There has never been an ending to her and I."
That's 'her and me.' Yeesh.

Posted by: rbj at December 13, 2005 09:58 AM

Fodder for LMC's next evolution of his award winning series: "Flash in the Pan, but never a Babe".

Posted by: KMR at December 13, 2005 08:15 PM