Somewhere, Ty Willingham is laughing...

Remember, they're losing because they have much higher standards academically like such slouch mccheater schools that don't even have the word "college" or "university" in their names, but are "service academies":

Notre Dame has intelligent players. Coach Charlie Weis is confident in his ability as a teacher. Yet 10 games into the season, he can't figure out why the players aren't comprehending his lessons.

"Is the problem the teacher or is the problem the student? Somewhere along the line there's a problem somewhere,'' Weis said.