I'd like to propose a new standard in political ethics

In response to the moral, ethical, and political scandal of the century that is Gannonquiddick, I'd like to propose a new standard to be our lodestar, our veritable shining light in the night of partisanship to guide us safely to the calm harbors of the Republic:

What would C.J. Craig Do?

If only we could teach the Chimperor and his Dark Sith Lords and Masters at Halliburtorn and Waldomort this one simple truth, we can truly become the country in which skools can have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold bake sales to build new bombers.