NEVER LET IT BE SAID WE DON'T ATTRACT A HIGH-QUALITY CLIENTELE

Some recent visits to the LLamas have been from searches for:

9/11 Commission Report

Honk Kong Fooey early years

lincoln nebraska d street mohawk punk rock

john Marshall jurisprudence

bill clinton and great gazoo

Wodehouse jeeves

red lobster AND white trash

New Deal policy

And, of course:

llama sex

To which I have but one response: you whippersnappers who've been coming around here looking for your "New Deal policy" fixes take a hike!

Perverts.