November 20, 2004

Well, Hell

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Well that sucks. Better get that confession thing going a little earlier than I had planned! You may not be surprised to learn that my college nickname was "Whammer". I'll leave it to you to figure out why.

Yips! to Marjorie the Unclimber. (Yes, I made sure no one was around when I took the quiz.)

Posted by Robert at November 20, 2004 11:08 AM | TrackBack

Dude, you're way ahead of me. I got stuck all the way down on level 7!

Then again, I think the cards were unfairly stacked against me. My fiance is a death-metal musician and thus a bad influence; it's all Sephora's fault that I spend so much money on lipstick; it's definitely my boss's fault that my job is so stressful that I drank 8 cocktails last night, flirted with my mentor, and had to be driven home by a coworker.

So I'll take Level 7, but I plan to bitch and whine about it.


Posted by: Kimberly at November 20, 2004 12:44 PM

Second level here, too. And that's with trying to do good deeds. But now, if I'm going to Hell, I might as well deserve it -- still won't betray the country though.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2004 01:34 PM

Odd. My score on each level wasn't so different than yours, but I got "Purgatory."

Huh. I bet there's one or two questions in there that if you answer "right," you get bonus points, so to speak.

I kind of expected to be consigned to the very depths, at least (of course, it is what I deserve).

Posted by: Romeocat at November 20, 2004 03:56 PM

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Posted by: Avman at November 20, 2004 04:46 PM

I got into Purgatory, because I am a snot-nosed goody little two shoes.

Is it possible to be good without shoes? Or with only one shoe?

Posted by: dillene at November 20, 2004 11:06 PM

Dillene - I dunno. But I CAN tell tell you that it is possible to be naughty with them.

P'raps, 'nuff said.

Posted by: Robert the LB at November 20, 2004 11:13 PM

Level 2 for me as well. However, I scored one other extreme, 2 very highs, and 3 highs. I'm just an overall evil dude.


Posted by: Brass at November 21, 2004 09:51 AM

Well, I made level three, with all the other gluttons. No surprise there--it's almost Thanksgiving...or, as I like to call it, Eating Week. You should be so lucky as to taste my oyster and bacon stuffing.


Chai-rista took the test too. Where will she be?

Well, in the words of John Lennon, "Number 9, Number 9, Number 9."

Again, can't say I'm surprised. She does work at the same place as Llama Steve, after all.

Posted by: Pep at November 21, 2004 05:52 PM

I'll meet you lusty characters on Level 2. We'll be stuck there good company, I must say, having a high opinion of myself, Helen of Troy and Cleopatra, and youse folks too.
Damned for betraying reason,

Posted by: Magna at November 22, 2004 07:05 AM

I took that quiz a while ago and I believe I ranked for Purgatory.

Posted by: jen at November 22, 2004 02:45 PM

Hmmm...scoring very high in the lustful category certainly illuminates your other personality score -- when they say "easy to love" apparently, they mean it literally.

Posted by: Marjorie at November 23, 2004 05:16 PM

[Insert innocent shrug here]

Posted by: Robert the LB at November 23, 2004 05:54 PM
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