October 19, 2004

Gordo is hitting fungos again

The fresh, clean cracking sound of a well struck ball having made contact with solid ash is much like the sound that his subject's noggin's make when Gordo the Cranky Neo Khan gets in the groove.

Today's target? Stoopid rock lyrics. Let's just say that the vision of a tweedy guy with glasses, a cowlick, and a dogeared copy of Natural Right and History sticking out of his blazer pocket taking a bent 2 iron upside the head of Robert Plant is, well, delicious.

My only bone to pick with Gordon is what the heck is wrong with carrot cake? We loves carrot cake! Especially with cream cheese frosting. Mmmmmmmmmm...

SPECIAL TOP-SECRET MESSAGE FOR GORDON: You have a chance to redeem yourself after slurring the Platonic goodness of carrot cake. While grabbing the amazon link for the Leo Strauss joke above, on the page advertising all of Strauss' books there was this graphic:

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Your assignment is to pshop this accordingly, giving it the full justice it deserves. My initial thoughts were something along the lines of replacing the products with, say, a crackpipe, a jar of fluffernutter, a vibrator, a sheef of bogus voter registration cards, a University of Chicago Law School tote bag, and a 40 gallon drum of antibiotics, but hey, that's just me, Mr. Vegas. I don't want to impose on your creativity.

Posted by Steve at October 19, 2004 09:16 AM | TrackBack

I like carrot cake too. Actually, one of the best uses of cake is to make certain scary foods more edible. I was very skeptical about zucchini bread (which is actually more of a cake than a bread) but it's pretty good. Sort of makes me want to experiment with some other foods that don't belong in cakes.

Posted by: Lynn S at October 19, 2004 12:08 PM

I know this isn't my forum Lynn, but for CRYING OUT LOUD, stop the madness! Peanut butter and chocolate is as exotic as it should go.

Posted by: Gordon at October 19, 2004 06:17 PM
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